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GET READY TO DIE

UNLESS YOU'RE ON MY SIDE

About
Shinoko
Chikara

I am a ninja. A REAL ninja... not the type you have learned about that goes about covering their face and talking about honour, seppuku and noodles. No. Real ninjas are born of planet Ninjutsu. 

I have been sent to murder a bunch of people and make Earth rad for the first time. 

Keen to make friends along the way, murder some of them and have a laugh with the rest.

-Shinoko

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Shinoko is powerful

Debut album
"Let's Get Ruthless"


Out now!

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© 2025 Shinoko Chikara

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